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the difference this makes, omg. You honestly have to do it to believe it.
I just did this and it really does make a difference. I love it when the internet actually makes your life better.
i’m sad ‘cause when i went swimming today the 5 foot part went all the way up to my eyes and i had to stand on my toes to breath
i’m being discriminated against dangnabbit
hahah you’re short
hahah i’m gonna stab you in the neck
If you can even reach my neck
here i come motherfucker
THIS IS GETTING AWKWARD.
A lot of people didn’t expect Bill to sound the way he does, but just think of the alternatives…
OH MY GOD
I AM DEAD
I’m looking at your x-ray, and I’m afraid…
Your precious sandwich won’t save you know!
I’m going to visit your mother, and your precious sandwich won’t save you now, fatty!
random GF theory with little backup:
"The little creation took the hat, looking with its unblinking eye in confusion. I reached down, and gently put it on the topmost point- to my great satisfaction, it seemed to stay in place, hovering with some unkown power of the little fellow. With this accomplished, I presented him with the matching cane I had commandeered the presidential tailor to construct.
"A gentleman must never be without his hat and cane, my good little man." I informed him firmly. His little hands- abstractions, much like a childs drawing, closed around the cane- wether through a frisson of personality, or from the simple command, I may never know. But I can, of course, wish it to be the former.
"From this day forward, you shall be no mere automoton- I am not a slave keeping president, and I will not begin with you. You shall be William. William Cypher. Should you forget it, but check your hat- I had it stitched within the lining." he had no answer for me, then, but glowed a faint yellow- standing in place as I picked him up, and set him within my pocket.
"Now come, Bill! I tire of this place; and I will not leave you to my predecessor to be made slave anew. Let us seek new lands, little friend! Someplace where a… tiny triangle pyramid can be free."I declared this, and received another glow in response, which I took as a goodly sign of his countenance. I then consumed a salamander for good luck, jumped out a window, and we made our journey west. West, for a new land, and a new world. I spent much of the journey teaching William to speak, as a gentleman should, mostly through the repetition of my favorite knock-knock jokes.
By the time I reached gravity falls, Bill could speak well enough to play a full hand of rummy poker, which made him as much a champion of english as any european, and thus, a success. Often, I saw him take off his hat, and check the lining, a gesture which fills me with as great a joy as meeting my third wife, which is a tale for another time.”
-Exerpt from the diary of president Quentin Trembley
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OH MY GOOOOOOOD ;_________;